She's not worth our time.Īnd you! Flower lady! Nice outfit! Was that a birthday present from your pimp, or what? Talk about being an attention whore-sheesh! I guess it makes sense that an insecure loser like you would try to compensate by dressing like that. Why don't you just kill yourself now and save us the trouble of looking at you?ĭito, leave it. Hey! Pretty boy! You're gonna be seriously ugly when you finally grow up. Well, lookie here! Gooood morning, you slow-witted, brainless buffoons! Heeeey! Screw you, lady! Dirty little deviant trollop Intoner! You go to hell! You hear me!? You go to hell and you DIIIIIE!ĭid that thing just make a South Park reference? And.Īnd geez, is he ever stupid! He's so stupid, he can't find his own tail with four paws and a map! And the ones that popped up in the weapon history stories. Maybe it was just that one faerie that was an asshole. The faerie is nice enough to open up a path toward whatever mess Mikhail has managed to get himself into since the airship exploded. Ugly? But everyone who's not a faerie is ugly! You seen an ugly, smelly dragon around here?
Anyway, about Drakengard 3.įive troll deaths later bring about the attention of another faerie.Īhehehehe! Who, me? I'm a faerie! A wise and beautiful faerie! They killed like 2/3rds of the cast in a single cutscene. Did Smoke and his fabulous hair make it through Mortal Kombat 9? I forget. Be on the look out for Smoke or Jade lurking in the shadows. Speaking of Forest Creatures, it turns out we're actually in the Living Forest from Mortal Kombat 2. Plus, karate kicking a giant forest creature's arm off is pretty fuckin' metal. Combat Bracers are effective by being able to just roll in, deal a nice chunk of damage, and bug out between troll trouble. Swords don't effectively deal enough damage to a single one of 'em (and you want to preferably take only one on at a time) and spears have most of their damage dealers leaving Zero stuck in long animations that are difficult to cancel out of in a pinch between troll tantrums. Combat Bracers are actually pretty damn good against trolls. As just moving slightly to the right or left after they begin to make a break for Zero will result in a whiff and the troll eating shit face first into the dirt.īeyond belly-flopping antics, trolls like to flop about in impotent rage but easily tire when results do not go their way. don't think I have ever unintentionally gotten hit by these lardass' cannonball tactics. If they get pissed off they will pursue Zero by means of just belly flopping in her general direction. Trolls are rather hearty fellows and are keen on throwing their weight around. But alas, whatever powers that govern the world of Drakengard demand their slaughter and Zero is not one to back down from getting her murder on. They have a very limited aggro range and are just mostly content to chill out eating their sack of mystery meat Taco Bell take-out.
Zero is now tasked with taking on the avatars of digitized spirits of ex-Cavia employees. Perhaps some questions are best left unanswered. But who cares about old news infantrymen? Let's jump ahead to the second major segment of the mission in order to go make some new friends.Ī type of monster that dwells in wooded areas. About fifty soldiers died horribly within the first five minutes.
Or at least, short on points of interest initially. Part 26: Episode XIX: In Which Fairies Are STILL Assholes Episode XIX: In Which Fairies Are STILL Assholes